Weather Puns Pillows

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"The four seasons? Easy. Pepper, Salt, Mustard and Vinegar!"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

LARGE FRONT

Global Forecasting Institute

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Say, Fred...'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Seasoned firewood

"We've got water views again."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Security Gourd

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."