Weather Puns Pillows

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

LARGE FRONT

'Say, Fred...'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

Global Forecasting Institute

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

"The four seasons? Easy. Pepper, Salt, Mustard and Vinegar!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

Security Gourd

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

"We've got water views again."

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Seasoned firewood

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

Man Sledging on his car

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.