Cold Weather Jokes Pillows

'It was so cold on that day that the very rum froze in my barrel!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

My tail's cold.

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Deep Snow All Around

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Seven Layers.

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Please enjoy the complimentary preflight de-icing entertainment."