Cold Weather Jokes Gifts

'It was so cold on that day that the very rum froze in my barrel!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Weather today.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Greco-polar wrestling

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Deep Snow All Around

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Seven Layers.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Please enjoy the complimentary preflight de-icing entertainment."

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'