Weather Pun Enthusiast Gifts

'This 'prime rate' of yours -- does it include the wind-chill factor?'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'It's a snow mobile.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

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North Pole.

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

LARGE FRONT

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

"The four seasons? Easy. Pepper, Salt, Mustard and Vinegar!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Security Gourd

Roll Playing Game

"We've got water views again."

Seasoned firewood

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

Wordplay: Gastronomy.

Man Sledging on his car

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

"Hot enough for you?"

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."

A bigamist is an Italian fog.