Weather Pun Lover Gifts

LARGE FRONT

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Accept cookies?

Pickled beets.

North Pole.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Gastrique Bypass

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

Mange tout or man get out

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

"The four seasons? Easy. Pepper, Salt, Mustard and Vinegar!"

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

Sausage Guillotine

'I am wearing my bikini!'