Weather Pun Lover Mugs

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Glastonbury Set List - Weather Girls, Muddy Waters, Wet Wet Wet, Mud.

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"A little lamb please."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Octopi a la mode.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Accept cookies?

Pickled beets.

North Pole.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Gastrique Bypass

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

Sausage Guillotine

Mange tout or man get out