Weather Wits Gifts

"Hot enough for you?"

Snowprov

Raincloud Umbrella

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Snowman of the Apes

The Frankenstein snowman.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

The original sundial.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"What would you serve with toast?"

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"