Weather Wits Gifts

"Hot enough for you?"

Snowprov

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Snowman of the Apes

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Frankenstein snowman.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

The original sundial.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"What would you serve with toast?"

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"