Winter Wit Gifts

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Snowprov

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Snowman of the Apes

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

At the "Ice-C-U".

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Shaved Ice

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Ice-Cube-IV

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."