Weather Wit Gifts

'Looks like rain.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Snowprov

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Man showing in the rain.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Giant Snowflake.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'