Whimsical Weather Watchers Prints

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Captain steering house through flood.

Snowman Driver

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

'The mist is clearing.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Say, Fred...'

Ian McCaskill

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

Global Forecasting Institute

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

Nor'easter Island

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

Surreal Weather

'Today's weather. . . storm clouds over most of the east. . . computer data clouds over California. . .'