Weather Whimsicalist Gifts

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

Captain steering house through flood.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

'The mist is clearing.'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

Ian McCaskill

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'Say, Fred...'

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

Global Forecasting Institute

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

Lake Skater

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"Hot enough for you?"

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast