Weather Whimsicalist T-Shirts

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

Captain steering house through flood.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

How You Know It's Spring...

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'The mist is clearing.'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'Say, Fred...'

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

Global Forecasting Institute

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

Ian McCaskill

Lake Skater

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"Hot enough for you?"

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'