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'The mist is clearing.'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Captain steering house through flood.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

The original sundial.

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

"Spring and Summer weren't too great, but I plan on having a great Fall."

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

"From one extreme to another, sheesh!"

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

Hotdish.