Weather Wondering Alien T-Shirts

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Raincloud Umbrella

Ice fisher.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Captain steering house through flood.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.