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(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

Painting clouds

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Apple Pie Abduction