Whimsical Winter Watcher Gifts

Snowman Driver

Captain steering house through flood.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Frogs

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Giant Ice Skates

Balloon ski lift

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'That's the problem with being homeschooled...On a snow day, I'm stuck IN class.'

"It's a bit derivative."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Fearless Frog Part 15

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

"He gets like this every summer."

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

'I'm down 3 sizes."

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"