Whimsical Winter Watcher Mugs

Snowman Driver

Captain steering house through flood.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Frogs

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Giant Ice Skates

Balloon ski lift

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

'That's the problem with being homeschooled...On a snow day, I'm stuck IN class.'

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"It's a bit derivative."

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

'I'm down 3 sizes."

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

"He gets like this every summer."

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

101 uses of a dead cat: ice skates

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."