Whimsical Winter Artist Gifts

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Rude Snowpeople

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Snowman Driver

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Tortilla the Hun.

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Balloon ski lift

Giant Ice Skates

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Van Gogh Painting Wheat Field With Crows While Crow Paints Stick Figures.

Violin Playing Snowman.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.