Whimsical Wildlife Watchers Gifts

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Beaver tower

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.