Weather-watching Wizards T-Shirts

'That's except for viewers in Scotland who have their own weather... '

Raincloud Umbrella

Captain steering house through flood.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

The original sundial.

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'