Weather Wizard T-Shirts

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'Unusual weather for June'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"In retrospect, the idea of a rain dance marathon wasn't such a good idea."

'It wasn't the humidity, but the heat all along.'

'True, but it's very accurate!'

'I began to think I was actually able to control the weather. The truth is, the weather was controlling me.'

'This weather is gorgeous!! I hope it lasts all summer!!'

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

"Didn't you hear? There's a flash flood warning in effect!"

"Not climate geoengineering again!"

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Don't worry, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.'

'How long did you say you have been a weather forecaster?'

"You said it was going to be an early spring."

'We're trying to unplug it.'

Drought Dragon

"The forecast said it was going to be light rain."

Brain Cloud

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

Washing the car? Cloud seeding.

'No, no, he's not dancing for rain - he's dancing for a new weather-forecasting super-computer.'

"We'll be naming the heatwave Derek, after my most difficult-to-manage child."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'I thought patchy, not striped fog was predicted for today.'

"It's so nice out. Let's go so something weather-related."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"When this front of mindless blather collides with that unstable system of yammering twaddle, it will produce a storm of mind-numbing drivel, accompanied by gusts of hot air and scattered showers of nonsensical gibberish."

"The farmer has checked the weather forecast: there's a cold-front coming, so as a courtesy to you all, he's postponed the shearing..."

"Prepare the thunderstorms. Some guy in Queens doesn't think he needs an umbrella."

Weather forecaster disapointed with the report

"We're seeing a widespread casual low developing on Friday, looking to be settling in..."