Weather Wizard T-Shirts

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'Unusual weather for June'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"In retrospect, the idea of a rain dance marathon wasn't such a good idea."

'True, but it's very accurate!'

'I began to think I was actually able to control the weather. The truth is, the weather was controlling me.'

'It wasn't the humidity, but the heat all along.'

"Not climate geoengineering again!"

'Don't worry, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.'

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

'How long did you say you have been a weather forecaster?'

'This weather is gorgeous!! I hope it lasts all summer!!'

"Didn't you hear? There's a flash flood warning in effect!"

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

"It's so nice out. Let's go so something weather-related."

"We'll be naming the heatwave Derek, after my most difficult-to-manage child."

Drought Dragon

'I thought patchy, not striped fog was predicted for today.'

'No, no, he's not dancing for rain - he's dancing for a new weather-forecasting super-computer.'

Washing the car? Cloud seeding.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

'We're trying to unplug it.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"The forecast said it was going to be light rain."

Brain Cloud

"You said it was going to be an early spring."

Raincloud Umbrella

"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"

February

"The gods have mixed feelings."

"The weather looks a little iffy."

Weather vane man chases hat.

Poet in Hiding