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'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Man showing in the rain.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Modern kite for wind energy.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Giant Snowflake.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.