Weather Wiz Pillows

'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Raincloud Umbrella

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Man showing in the rain.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Giant Snowflake.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

FORE!

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'