Weather Winker T-Shirts

'So let's see, if the groundhog stays out we'll have an early spring.'

Captain in a storm

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Raincloud Umbrella

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Shoes Make The Man

A guide to seasons in the North East

I hate monday mornings.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Climate change

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'