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Barbecue circa 2050

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'

'Okay, everything is stored in the cloud - but what happens it's a sunny day?'

'Wait up, Pete's looking for his sunglasses!'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I've invented something to predict the weather. I call it the 'window.''

Meteorological Office.

Dark Cloud

'Especially when you notice half the houses in our neighborhood still have Christmas lights up.'

Clouds in the Office

What happens if it doesn't snow?

Wow! Spoon lightning!

'Have you figured out why lightening never strikes twice?'

'Wouldn't it just be easier to invest in a good London Fog rain coat?'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'Not been much of a summer has it?'

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'

Farners Sun Dance/Rain Dance.

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"What was the forecast for today?"

The Imperfect Storm

"But what if they're wrong? What if it really is the heat and not the humidity?"

Newspaper Window

"What's the weather like out there?"

Rain clouds

Destiny

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

The Rainy Season

'Well, it looks like another cloudy day. Boy, the weather here is so predictable.'

Indian Winter

"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"

"Wow! That was a classic nor'easter."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him