Weather Wonderer Gifts

Barbecue circa 2050

'That's a serious tail wind!' 'It's more like a twister!'

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'

'Okay, everything is stored in the cloud - but what happens it's a sunny day?'

'Wait up, Pete's looking for his sunglasses!'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I've invented something to predict the weather. I call it the 'window.''

Meteorological Office.

Dark Cloud

'Especially when you notice half the houses in our neighborhood still have Christmas lights up.'

Clouds in the Office

What happens if it doesn't snow?

Wow! Spoon lightning!

'Have you figured out why lightening never strikes twice?'

'Wouldn't it just be easier to invest in a good London Fog rain coat?'

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'Not been much of a summer has it?'

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'

Farners Sun Dance/Rain Dance.

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"So who's this Abigail, then?"

"What was the forecast for today?"

"Your predictions of the future are uncanny, Nostradamus, but your weather reports are crap."

". . . and now, the weather."

The Imperfect Storm

"But what if they're wrong? What if it really is the heat and not the humidity?"

Newspaper Window

"What's the weather like out there?"

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

Rain clouds

Destiny

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

The Rainy Season

'Well, it looks like another cloudy day. Boy, the weather here is so predictable.'