Weather Wonderers Gifts

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"Once again the weather took an unexpected turn."

Three people wait to be interviewed for the job of weather forcaster, only one of them realised that it might rain and brought an umberella.

Girl to mother regarding blowing wind: 'I wish the wind would breathe in.'

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Snow Devil

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

I hate monday mornings.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Rockefeller Center."

Climate change

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Christmas tree exchange

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'