Weathermen Gifts

"Tomorrow will start dark, get lighter, and then get dark again."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Hurricane Bomb

"Once again the weather took an unexpected turn."

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'Here's a quick summary of the weather....BLEAH!'

Weather forecast

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

"I have it on good authority and I'm telling you, as crazy as it sounds, there's 40 days of this stuff coming..."

"I want to be a meteorologist when I grow up. That way I can be wrong half the time and still keep my job."

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Captain in a storm

Painting clouds

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Office Weather

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."