Weatherman Gifts

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

5 day forecast.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Snow again, today...'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"..and now I'll pointlessly show you the isobar map as usual."

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'

'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'Isn't that Hurricane Thelma heading this way?'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

"And now here's Zeus with the weather."

"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Met Office Training

UK Storm Warning.

"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"

Snow

"Hmmm..You have a cold front"

"It'll be one or all of these."

"The forecast said it was going to be light rain."

"And if we take a look at the satellite picture,we can see just what's causing all of that thunder and lighting"

"You mean it's this cloudy all the time?!"

"The Perfect Storm"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"All I can see is this big black cloud..."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Now, the long running forecast for the coming Ashes series.. "

"The weather forecast is for a cold front

Coronavirus Forecast