Weatherman Groupie Gifts

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Dynamite little combo

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Shoes Make The Man

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Robert Schumann

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'