Weatherman Groupie Gifts

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Dynamite little combo

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Liam Gallagher.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Shoes Make The Man

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Robert Schumann

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Incorrect weather forecasts.