Mood Weatherman Gifts

Weather forecast - 'Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial...'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

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"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'