Weatherwoman Gifts

"Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west..."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Right now it's totally clear and sunny out. Hey! No fair lookin' out the window!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Captain in a storm

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

I hate monday mornings.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Climate change

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Watering the garden in the rain.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'