Weatherwoman Prints

"Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west..."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Right now it's totally clear and sunny out. Hey! No fair lookin' out the window!"

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

I hate monday mornings.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Climate change

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats