Pressure Weathermen Gifts

"Son, the rest is up to you."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Captain in a storm

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'