Pressure Weathermen T-Shirts

"Son, the rest is up to you."

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'