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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

A guide to seasons in the North East

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Office Weather

Shoes Make The Man

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Mother nature takes her course.