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Weather forecast - 'Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial...'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

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'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

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"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."