Weatherman Wannabe Gifts

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Office Weather

Shoes Make The Man

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...