Weather Girl Gifts

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

' and a heavy frog warning up North...'

'This weather report is a repeat of one shown in 2009.'

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

I hate monday mornings.

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Climate change

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats