Weather Girl Gifts

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

' and a heavy frog warning up North...'

'This weather report is a repeat of one shown in 2009.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

I hate monday mornings.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Climate change

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."