Weatherman Pillows

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

5 day forecast.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Snow again, today...'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"..and now I'll pointlessly show you the isobar map as usual."

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'

'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'Isn't that Hurricane Thelma heading this way?'

"And now here's Zeus with the weather."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

"The forecast said it was going to be light rain."

"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"It'll be one or all of these."

Met Office Training

Snow

Weather prediction is guesswork.

"The Perfect Storm"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"All I can see is this big black cloud..."

UK Storm Warning.

"You mean it's this cloudy all the time?!"

"And if we take a look at the satellite picture,we can see just what's causing all of that thunder and lighting"

"Now, the long running forecast for the coming Ashes series.. "

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"

"The forecast for today is grumpy."

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"Rain in the Northeast, clear skies to the south, while large portions of the Midwest continue to be blanketed by Shirley MacLaine's aura."