Weather Wizard Enthusiasts Gifts

'Of course, at this point in history weather prediction is pure guess work.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Raincloud Umbrella

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."