Weather Wonk T-Shirts

Barometer figures for extreme weather conditions. Too bloody wet and too bloody hot.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Raincloud Umbrella

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

The Imperfect Storm

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Walken On Clouds

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"Is it always so cloudy?"

The original sundial.

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."