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'And this is Fred, our Senior Strategic Planner. He sees around corners most of us don't even know are there!'

Raincloud Umbrella

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Smiling businessman with rising profits

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Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'This investment fund idea looks promising, Harlow, but could you think up a catchier name than 'Ponzi Scheme'?'

'The nice thing about America is, no matter how the economy is doing, you can always blame the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The bucks stop here.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'...All profits are local.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"I'll be right back."