Wind Wizards Gifts

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Emma Watson

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

On second thought, your honor

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

A Head-Dress in 1777

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'War is heck!'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

Cone of Uncertainty

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.