Wind Warrior Gifts

'I have a feeling that new wind turbine is going to change our whole way of life.'

Wow, Ernie! That's some headwind!

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'We were inspired by T. Boone Pickens.'

Comb-Over Advisory

It's awfully windy out here, Frank! Yeah

Sweep them up and set fire to them...watch them blow all over the garden again.

Yes we hang wind farm lobbyists!

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Defense against the wind

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Captain in a storm

Ice fisher.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Baby on board.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Shoes Make The Man

A guide to seasons in the North East

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'