Wind Warrior T-Shirts

'I have a feeling that new wind turbine is going to change our whole way of life.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Comb-Over Advisory

Sweep them up and set fire to them...watch them blow all over the garden again.

Yes we hang wind farm lobbyists!

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Defense against the wind

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Captain in a storm

Ice fisher.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Coronavirus Windmills

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Shoes Make The Man

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'