Wing Warrior T-Shirts

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Ice fisher.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Coronavirus Windmills

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Why giraffes hate winter

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"A little help?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

January Joiner

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."