Wingman T-Shirts

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

Bryan Ferry

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Coronavirus Windmills

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Automation of Security

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Don Quichotte's shadow

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"One More Swing."

Golfer hitting a die.

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."