Wingman Gifts

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Bryan Ferry

Liam Gallagher.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Coronavirus Windmills

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Automation of Security

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Cab Calloway Swings

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

Don Quichotte's shadow

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"One More Swing."

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

Golfer hitting a die.

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

Olde Time Dance Society