Wing Commander Gifts

I said left bank, not left turn.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Pottery

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

Referee

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

USS Party Time.

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Pentagon

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

"No, she likes me best!"

General/medals.

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."